Most funny women are gay.

Some things just beg to be quoted.

Like Penelope Trunk in her latest post, Try to be funny, even if you’re not.

The best quote of the post is above, in the title.

This is worthy of repeating too:

I want to tell you to be careful about being funny - because trying to be funny and failing is so lame. But I am certain that men are hard-wired to try no matter what, because they want to mate.