Another stumper, since I’m predisposed to think that an article is in a newspaper or magazine and not online… and I don’t read the newspaper or magazines. Yes I know that’s not accurate, it’s just what my antiquated mind thinks.
And so, though this doesn’t mean that I didn’t read anything at all that could be [...]
For Megan.
After the accident, still in a drunken stupor, he asked the cop how the police got there so fast, to which the officer replied, “You hit MY car.”
via One Sentence archive – story #2718.
