Some things I’ve noticed:
- My back feels way better. Like 400 pounds have been removed.
- My boobs stay up on their own, a little bit. Perhaps it’s because they’re not so smooshed all the time. It’s like they know where they’re supposed to be all by themselves. They still weigh like 14 pounds a piece, but other than gravity getting in the way, they seem to be in better shape. Literally.
- My shirts fit properly. Or rather, I but shirts that fit properly now.
- My shirts sometimes do the gaping hole thing in front. Embarrassing. But thus far (other than they fall out when I bend over because I don’t really remember them all the time) that is the only thing that sort of sucks about two boobs.
Two boobs are better than one. Who knew?
I love that you write about this! The gaping shirt front issue is annoying to no end. I recommend spending the dough on Brooks Brothers shirts. I’ve only recently surrendered to the indecent cost, but the options of fit keep the gaps away.