Two Boobs, an Update

Some things I’ve noticed:

1. My back feels way better. Like 400 pounds have been removed.
2. My boobs stay up on their own, a little bit. Perhaps it’s because they’re not so smooshed all the time. It’s like they know where they’re supposed to be all by themselves. They still weigh like 14 pounds a piece, but other than gravity getting in the way, they seem to be in better shape. Literally.
3. My shirts fit properly. Or rather, I but shirts that fit properly now.
4. My shirts sometimes do the gaping hole thing in front. Embarrassing. But thus far (other than they fall out when I bend over because I don’t really remember them all the time) that is the only thing that sort of sucks about two boobs.

Two boobs are better than one. Who knew?