Woman Gets Stuck on Toilet Seat

Did you see this? It happened a while ago, I forgot all about it.

If your girlfriend, boyfriend, mother, child, best friend, whatever, WHOEVER, has been sitting on the can for more than a few hours (and even then, there should be a bit of cause for concern) get them out of there.

Like now.

Call the paramedics, the police, the fire department, mental health services… or better yet, call your boys and physically remove said person from the toilet. Deal with the wrath of the sitter later. You don’t want to become complacent in the insanity like this guy.