Your Mama Don’t Dance
Quote of the Day, from Attack of the Redneck Mommy » Middle School Madness:
I had great plans to torment my children this morning, the morning of the first day of school. I had the alarm clock set early so I could sneak into their bedrooms and delicately awaken them with an old air horn I found in the back of my husband’s shed while simultaneously singing Poison’s “Your Mama Don’t Dance” at the top of my lungs while perfecting the art of tossing my hair around.
