That’s right, you heard me. It must be a fact because it’s written on the toilet paper dispenser at the Kum & Go (not kidding, that’s what it’s called) just off highway 80 in Iowa, a mere 3 miles from Grinnell College.
If I could post a photo from my BlackBerry, you can bet I’d be showing proof.
There ain’t no Starbucks in this state either. I’m sucking down a Java Ridge. It’s WAY better than the McCafe Latte was yesterday…
It’s like a honkeytonk in here; Megan’s belting it out to, “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off.” We’re back in the car, 708 miles to go.
We might make it all the way home tonight, if we’re feeling it. Otherwise we’ll stay in Omaha, NE. Oh, the joy of Nebraska.
